Chief Instigator, hot yoga, kittens, and choking fools the fuck out...
Summertime hot tubbing, extreme rollerblading, tennis socks...
Handsome as a vegan Venus Fly Trap, cool as the surface of the sun...
He don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents...
Now that's Italian "mangia la zuppa o morirai"...
Specializing in super realistic tribal cannonballs...
Making YOU look beautiful...
Poking holes in people is what she does best...